Lucky Aquarius!

I like to read the Onion a lot. This is a somewhat new interest for me, but I'm enamored by it all, including the personals. A few days ago there was a Featured Personal of the Day that cracked me up. For the question, "[blank] is sexy, [blank] is sexier," this one guy responded: "Smart is sexy, smarter is sexier." Oh, mercy!

I also got a kick out of this week's horoscopes. The one for Aquarius goes: "You don't see why everyone puts such a premium on listening to others. It's obviously better to use that time to decide what you'll say next."

Very nice.