Nepotism

I pledged $500 toward the class gift. Not because I'm so grateful law school has raped my wallet for the last three years. I did it purely out of the corrupt calculation that I might someday have kids who will want to go to Stanford or SLS, but because I raised them to be deadbeat no-accounts, wouldn't be able to get in on their own merits. And so I sowed the seeds for some good old-fashioned future nepotism.

This does not bode well for me. I'm officially on my way to becoming Shitty Mommy: already planning on spawning shifty kids, already planning on buying my way out of the consequences.